Wednesday, August 27, 2025
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
Another Story
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Silly Season is here.
I was going to refrain from commenting on the coming political three month decorating of corners and hedges and buildings with kiwibuilt structures championing a new round of faces that hope to change the world.
Been through it all before and have to say it's quite frightening seeing your own moosh smiling at you as you commute around the village.
There's not much in the way of messages now , promises here and there but mainly a mug shot, some small some large, promoting the best angle that may induce a tick in your box.
There is scant material available to enable a critique of the candidates but from what I have seen there is a thread that is unfortunate but goes with the times where it is hard to get smart people with a political nose to stand for office .
Listening to a candidate interviewed on local radio was indeed a concern as they were a current elected councillor and spoke with confidence but the substance was infused with all the common politician speak that bureaucrats have managed to craftily vaccinate unsuspecting nodders with when sitting in carefully constructed meetings.
Once you pass through the chamber doors you are captured and like Hotel California you can go home whenever you like but the agendas will never leave.
It takes a special person to bridge the expanse between the guy paying and the monster gorging itself on easily extracted largesse.You have to keep your head and subject yourself to the pub test and the wife test to enable a rational seat at the table.
That is only half the story.
I note a number of candidates known to me flashing their credentials like a roll of honour thinking that a doctorate or list of outrageous achievements is the solution to successful political decision making.
It's not.
Local Body politics has transformed in to a party influenced machine and the independent thinking that is required to achieve a logical approach to rate expenditure , has been expunged and replaced with social and race based approaches to the detriment of hard working ratepayers.
That is why the well meaning standing to make a difference wont.
Bridging the expanse calls for both life experience and a canny ability to sniff out the political wind that is guiding the call . It has become a very tricky track to walk , to weigh up who is fooling who and who is in the game for what.
That brings me to the key part of the jigsaw puzzle that is possibly intentionally hidden so that the council machine can continue to grow , expand and spend.
Legislation.
Local Government is a creature of legislation. Many Acts to refer to to enable Houdini escapes from any situation .
Councillors need to have an understanding of the law so they can decipher the complicated papers crafted and presented to them meeting after meeting to convince them to vote for items that have been deliberated on in office huddles away from pesky politicians.
So budding politicians and even befuddled incumbents should show some acumen when it comes to law and political agendas.
It is not easy.
Sunday, August 10, 2025
The Rates Game
Glorious ratepayers have received the windowed envelope in the last few weeks.
The one that is such a joy to open. The one that makes one jump with excitement and smile uncontrollably.
Nervous fingers rip the firmly stuck flap and expose the coloured sheet of details to behold.
Where does one start?
It's a trick actually. They (you know, them that think up these puzzles) , they make sure there is a range of print size, a list ,explanations , highlighted passages and a box here and there.
It always seems easy to find the penalty .If you don't pay on time you get slogged with another 10%.
Many befuddled ratepayers don't know that the legislation says a council can charge 'up to 10% penalty' but I have never seen one that chose a lesser figure. Even when interest rates dropped to levels where us slaves were able to breathe and put something extra in the shopping trundler , the bureaucrats would never draw the option to the attention of the compliant decision makers. It stayed at 10%.
However back to the sheet of delight.
Over the years government have allowed councils to have add ons. In other words more ways of extracting cents from ill informed drones who never read the finer details and write the cheque with a 'whatever' .
The worst option given to Local Authorities was the ability to impose a Uniform Annual Charge.
What an opportunity to slip in a raft of options to raise more funds to spend unwisely.
Back to the rates.
The recent storm , or Gabrielle, stirred up more than the mud and water. More than the problem of silt and where to put it.
The Council wallahs must have been doing overtime thinking how can we give the affected ratepayers all the help available but sneakily recuperate any expenditure when they are not looking.
The help of course was tremendous from some Councils that understood the gravity of the situation and remitted rates for two years. It was of huge assistance but now the plan has been revealed.
Ha, ha. We have unlimited power . What we gave we will retrieve.
The ratepayers that have clawed their way back to some sort of normality have now been slipped a charge for Gabrielle. Have they charged everyone , every ratepayer with this levy? I hope so.
Spread the load. Especially when some of those affected were sacrificed to take the brunt of the event because of the historical planning for the Flood Control scheme.. In that case then they should not have to have the added burden of a levy at this time.
The other aspect to this rates imposition is the question of valuations. The valuations used for the latest rates are the same as pre Gabrielle. My bank showed me a valuation recently that had reduced since the event.
It looks as though there is a desire to retain the value so they can extract as much rates as possible from the damaged area rather than go through an exercise that would adjust for the tragedy.
The Councils therefore, have smiled and waved at us and then when we were heads down resurrecting our mansions and swimming pools they pulled the rug.
I actually questioned the local MP about the valuations but no response .No understanding . No worry.